Thursday, December 11, 2008

Malaysia's Business Culture: The BN Way...

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the Parliament house; one from MIC another from MCA and the third, from UMNO.
They go with a government official to examine the fence. The MIC contractor takes out a measuring tape and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. 'Well', he says, 'I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.'
The MCA contractor also does some measuring and figuring, and then says, 'I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me.'
The UMNO contractor doesn't measure or figure but leans over to the Government official and whispers, '$2,700'. The official, incredulous, whispers, 'You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?'
The UMNO contractor whispers back, '$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from MCA to fix the fence. '
'Done!' replies the government official. And that friends, is how it all works!

And We, The Rakyat, have been fucked all these years. Do We still need them to run Our Country? Think about it! Act Now Before It's Too Late...Only have to look at those minority lifestyle as compared to Ours , as a Majority. It is not that We are Incapable. We have been Duped and Fleeced!! So Wake Up, Malaysians. Enough Is Enough!!

2 comments:

wong said...

this is friday 13th the best reality joke of the day!

thanks ..we aint allowing it say {no}

Pat Lu said...

Watch these videos: The REAL Malaysia
These stories need to be told because these people are in our very own backyard and each and everyone of them is Malaysian, just like you and me. Here are their stories, the ugly side of poverty, displacement and struggles.

Episode 1: Aminah Wahab's Story
Episode 2: A Poor Man's Tale
Episode 3: An Orang Asli Story
and more at http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=A0779C2BEE86FFB1